After bad poetry?

Once we've finished with a month of bad poetry and taken sufficient time to edit our bad novels, I suppose we'll have to move on to bad essays, bad short stories, and bad philosophical treatises. Bad religious tracts? I don't know. If I find out that any of you are attempting to write anything good during these exercises, I'm going to be upset.

I'm excited about bad philosophical treatises. That could be fun. We could have contests such as a lengthiest-and-most-inane-premise-competition. (See Kant for a good reference.) Anyone who can drag one sentence on for two pages automatically wins, I think.

Something to think about.